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Snooze…

Oh Snooze button how I love thee.  Even if you are just a tease with regards to getting extra sleep, that extra 9 minutes of hope you provide me gives me reason to believe.  Hope that I do not have to actually wake up and go to work, but that I can stay bundled up in bed all day.  I may hit you 4-6 times a morning, but please do not take this as abuse.  I do it because I love you, and because you make my morning just a little bit enjoyable because I know I can doze off for just a few more minutes.  When you snooze, you don’t lose, in fact when you snooze, you win…you win at life.

Oh Snooze, because of you, I can dream again…

Snooze button, you are such a jerk, I loathe thee.  Why are you only worth a measly 9 minutes more of sleep?  Every morning when I see you it is a constant reminder that I have to get up.  And when my hand goes to press you, I do so violently and with anger, because you follow the “alarm” that awakens me from my heavenly dreams.  I know that you are just a tease, just toying with my emotions only to break my heart in a few minutes.  Whoever said “when you snooze, you lose” was on point, because every morning that I hit that Godforsaken button, I feel like I have just lost in the game of life.

Sure I’d like to Snooze, let me just find the way to reach over and hit you…

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Summer’s Here…

And all the children rejoice.  And those of us in the workplace remember what used to be.  Daydreams stop in 3, 2, 1.  Reality creeps back in.  You’re at work.  Your kids, cousins, unemployed friends are chillin’ at the pool.  You’re slaving away at work.  You pissed off yet? Like I said in an earlier blog (https://idonesaidit.com/2012/03/06/howd-i-lose-3-months/), summer pretty much sucks now.  So while we were all happy we got an extended weekend because of Memorial Day, that’s really all we got, was an extra day.  Gone is that long ass vacation.  Replaced with those long days in an air conditioned office (or non air conditioned, some bosses gotta save money somewhere right?).  So to all the people who are posting on Facebook or Twitter that “Summer is here!” please shut the hell up.  Somewhere is nowhere near here.  Unless “here” involves a time machine, none of us are gonna have a “great summer.”  So enjoy the heat and your workplace.  Oh and if you were waiting to wear white until Memorial Day, you’re an idiot.  I’m not letting anyone tell me what I can and can’t wear (wearing Batman costume to work today, my job needs a hero like me today).  So while the young in’s are getting their summer bronze on, you’re getting pastier by the minute (yeh I’m talkin’ to you, that’s not tan, you’re white as shit). Bring on the Summer Fun! Ugh, I hate you Summer.

What none of us are doing right now.

 

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