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Dumb People

Yep, today’s topic is dumb people. Or stupid.  Or idiots.  However you want to refer to them.  Chances are that some of you reading this fall into this population base.  So I (pretend to) apologize in advance.  A friend of mine sent me a video (which I will show to you) about these 2 idiots that put an infant in a washing machine at the laundromat.  Yeh, you didn’t read that wrong, they put the kid in a washer. Let it settle.  You can even pause to watch the video……..And we’re back.  How did that make you feel?  Like a genius? Perhaps.  In what situation is putting a child in a washing machine ok?  Somebody please let me know.  Anyone? THERE ISN’T A SITUATION WHERE THAT IS OK!!!  Holy hell, is the world really that stupid.  Why are the dumb people ruining our lives?  I’m not saying I’m smart (actually I’m a freaking genius), but damn, shit like that just isn’t right.  So watch the video again.  If you know these people, punch them in the face the next time you see them.  If you know people that are LIKE these people, you may also punch them in the face.  Fight Stupid! Fight Dumb! Fight Idiots!  If we don’t they will just multiply.  Proactiveness is the only way.  Next time you see dumb shit, try to correct it.  If that means making fun of the person for being stupid, then so be it (but at least try to tell ’em why they can’t do that first).  If it means slapping the shit out of an idiot, then by all means do it (expect jail time or a lawsuit thought).  But don’t just stand there and do nothing about it. Together we can fix this (God I hope I’m right).

I wonder if this would actually work…..

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You Can’t Fix Stupid

It’s well documented how stupid I think society (you, that’s right you, the person reading this) actually is.  Well the 100 year anniversary of the Titanic sinking is coming up, and it turns out the word stupid was too nice of a description for the intelligence in this country.  Apparently much of today’s youth (loosely defined by me as people 25 and younger) thought that the Titanic was just a movie.  That’s right, these idiots thought the whole big ship sinking on it’s maiden voyage was just a Hollywood movie, and not ‘real life.’  I can’t really say I’m that surprised anymore based on  the stupid shit I hear on a daily basis (halitosis anyone? inside joke, and you are not on the inside).  I’m packing for my impending move to Zamunda (if you don’t get this reference, just go sit in the corner of a round room for 30 minutes), at least there I can blame  location for the lack of basic historical knowledge.  If you know someone who didn’t know the Titanic was real, time to un-know them. Damn, I really hate stupid people.

There is way more 'stupid' than this, but I have space constraints in my blog (they charge me per 'stupid')....shakin' my damn head

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