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Talk Like A Pirate Day! …Arrr…

Ahoy matey!  Batten down the hatches.  Lest ye landlubbers fancy ye ole plank, then oblige and speak ye mothers tongue.  I really have no idea if what I typed conveyed the message I was trying to get across, but whatever.  Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! ARRRRRRRRRR!!!  Get your pirate patches and wear em like you don’t give a shiiit (or if you are wearing a patch from some kind of trauma to one of your eyes, wear it proudly today and pretend that today, even if just a moment,  that you CHOSE to have that patch, feel normal…you’re welcome).  Ladies, I give you permission to dress up like wenches.  Fellas, carry a swashbuckling sword.  Put on a pirate hat.  Wear feminine boots that you may claim you bought solely for this and Halloween, but we all know the truth.  Act stupid, and try to speak piratey and shit.   Buy a parrot? Or don’t, that probably won’t end too well.  Enjoy the day by being different. You know, by acting like a pirate.  This is the 10th anniversary of this day and the 2 dudes who came up with it are probably just as weird as I am, and for that I say thank you 2 dudes who are weird who decided to make a pirate day.  Avastttttt (no idea what that means).


ARRRRRR….YARRRRR….CARRRR??? STARRR??? BARRRR??? Ugh, this isn’t as easy as I thought….

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