….Rummmmble? Huh? Well folks, the day has arrived where someone is actually attempting to organize a fight that the entire world would like to see. I’m not talking about Mayweather vs. Pacquiao. I’m referring to the fight that would see 2 people who everyone hates, hitting each other (the way we would all like to hit them) in a glorious bloodfest (hopefully!), until a winner is determined (I’d prefer to see them both knocked out…oh and that neither of them ever gets up again). Yep, I’m talking about a Chris Brown vs. Drake fight! And I ain’t talkin’ bottle tossin’ in da club! A real man to man (if you wanna call them that) fight in a ring. As reported by CNN:
A celebrity boxing promoter, Damon Feldman, is hoping to capitalize on the alleged nightclub brawl between singer Chris Brown and rapper Drake by offering them $1 million each to take their beef to the ring.
That’s a lot of money for these douchebags to get to hit each other, but the PEOPLE wanna see this shit! Feldman even went as far as to ask Rihanna to be the ring girl (this dude has got some balls and an amazing promotional brain!). I actually suggest that the winner gets Rihanna. That’s right, the winner gets the girl. Judging on the way she acts, I don’t think she cares who she’s with, she’s that big of a freak.
Sadly, because both of these guys are pansies and won’t have the help of their entourages, this fight probably will never happen. And to think, Chris Brown has been training for this very day for years by hitting other women (yes, that was a “Drake is a chick” reference). Not gonna lie tho, I’d pay to see this shit go down. I’m sure most of the music industry and Hollywood would too. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!