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“Holiday” Music…

I put the word holiday in quotes because some people don’t celebrate Christmas, but we all celebrate holidays away from work (That’s what a holiday is right? That’s a weird word, holiday, just look at it, say it, holiday..weird).  So yeh, I love music and it is that holiday time of the year.  So knowing my calculus (it says you plus me equals us), I put music and holiday together and get holiday music (mostly Christmas music, let’s just be real about it).  So for your viewing and listening pleasure I give you a top 12 (get it 12 days of Christmas) of Holiday Songs:

12. Frosty the Snowman

11. Jingle Bells

10. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

9. Jingle Bell Rock

8. White Christmas

7. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer


6. Baby It’s Cold Outside

5. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

4. Let it Snow

3. Last Christmas

2. El Burito de Belen (remix)

1. All I Want for Christmas is You

Sing it loud Charlie Brown!! Not gonna lie, I’ve watched all these videos at least 5 times already…

PS: I know that my rankings system may be different than yours, but since we’ve established that I am smarter than all of you, what I say goes. Why? Because I done said it!

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Dancing While Driving

First and foremost, the title of this blog is not my Native American name (although it would be pretty damn fitting).  Ok, now let’s start.

A while back, I wrote that people shouldn’t dance or sing while driving because they most likely can’t do both.  I also wrote that I am not one of those people as I am amazing at both dancing and singing WHILE driving normally.  I honestly believe that if “Dancing while Driving (with rhythm)” were an Olympic Sport (Winter or Summer, doesn’t matter), that I’d get a Gold Medal (my boy “The Wizard of Nas” would probably finish second).  Now some of you are thinking, “hey I would be good at that too!”  If you thought that, you are probably wrong.  Notice the category says “with rhythm” in parenthesis.  If it said “without rhythm, I’m 100% sure that my youngest sister would finish 1st (my other 2 sisters would compete with that though).  So even in that category, you are screwed.  My family has book ended the “Dancing while Driving” sport. So today, I give you a few songs that will pump you up (the beats will get you rockin’ son) while driving.  Somehow making you think you have rhythm while also making you drive fast as shit.  So listen to ’em and use them yourselves.  Then perhaps you can “Call Me Maybe” about some of your choices (NO, that is not one of the songs, although it is catchy as shit). In no particular order, here we go!

The beat in this song is hot as hell. The rap is so-so.  And the guy providing the chorus has a smooth ass John Legend like voice.  Overall the beat and chorus provide that “faster, faster” moment.

The song starts off with a light beat, then speeds up once the chorus goes.  I swear to you that if you put this shit on while driving on the highway your ass will end up speeding.  So be careful, and use it wisely.

He can be your hero, baby.  No seriously, the beat in this song is sick, and somehow the song is catchy too.  Try not to dance to this song. I dare you.  And yes, Dev looks weird with this wig? It is a wig right?

That’s me in the back seat wilding the hell out to whatever song is on the radio. I’m actually the driver, but somehow my moves got me moving to the back of the car.

Now at no point do I advocate speeding.  But if you are slow I will pass your ass.  Drive safe, but don’t piss me off.  And if you see someone on the road straight lookin’ dope with his mean ass dance skills while shouting out lyrics, it’s most likely me, being awesome.  You know, the usual.

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That annoying song

You’re at work.  You’re listening to that constant loop of songs over and over and over and over and…..you get the point.  There is one song, that no matter where I have worked, somehow is forever on the damn “work radio.”  The song AND the singer actually annoy the shit out of me.  This isn’t his only song that’s annoying, but this song…this song in particular, with it’s repetitive chorus just angers me so much (for those of you who say I’m angry in my blog, today you are correct).  The singer: John Mayer (the classic douchebag).  The song: Say What You Need To Say.  This song is always on.  And my problem with this song is it’s repetitive nature.  Hey John (you asshole), maybe if you’d shut the hell up for a few seconds, the girl would actually say what she needed to say! Oh that’d be too easy. But alas, she can’t, because you won’t shut your damn mouth.  “Say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to saayyy.” Really bro?  We ran out of ideas in that solid brain of yours that repeating the same thing over and over classifies as a chorus? Say it once, be quiet for a few seconds and let her freakin’ say what she needs to say.  Damn.  After years of this stupid ass annoying song, I actually want to know what she has to say, but noooooooo, as much as I hope that today, maybe just today, you shut up and let her say something, it just doesn’t happen (It’s like those idiots that saw Titanic in the movie theater 8 times. Really guys? Were you hoping that the ship didn’t sink?).  I’m just waiting for him to finally shut up and let her talk.  But nope, it just doesn’t happen.  So John Mayer, I hate your guts.  And radio stations, stop playing this damn song, you’ve already let this asshole say enough.

This pretty much says it for all of the world. You’re not cool.

(I’ve refrained from linking the actual song. What songs annoy the hell out of you guys?)

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