In the spirit of ‘March Madness,’ I’ll go with a basketball themed topic today. Rebounds. No, I ain’t talking about Dennis Rodman. Rebounds in the sense of that next girlfriend/boyfriend/object you are hollering at following a relationship. Apparently there are rules regarding “Rebounds.” I never understood that though. You here people say, “you never long term with a rebound, it won’t work.” Umm, technically, isn’t every relationship after your very first relationship a “Rebound?” I mean if you talk to the next chick and she was a rebound, then isn’t the chick after the first rebound chick a rebound to her? Confusing? I know. But with the dumb logic that people throw out there, I just counter with facts, and the fact is that every follow up significant other is a follow up to the previous one after the very first relationship. So eventually you do end up getting with a “Rebound.” I done got your brain all confused yet understanding. So boys and girls, do not fret, if you’re into that “rebound,” then go up strong with 2 hands and grab that shit before someone else does. Errybody needs a little lovin’.