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“Holiday” Music…

I put the word holiday in quotes because some people don’t celebrate Christmas, but we all celebrate holidays away from work (That’s what a holiday is right? That’s a weird word, holiday, just look at it, say it, holiday..weird).  So yeh, I love music and it is that holiday time of the year.  So knowing my calculus (it says you plus me equals us), I put music and holiday together and get holiday music (mostly Christmas music, let’s just be real about it).  So for your viewing and listening pleasure I give you a top 12 (get it 12 days of Christmas) of Holiday Songs:

12. Frosty the Snowman

11. Jingle Bells

10. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

9. Jingle Bell Rock

8. White Christmas

7. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer


6. Baby It’s Cold Outside

5. Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

4. Let it Snow

3. Last Christmas

2. El Burito de Belen (remix)

1. All I Want for Christmas is You

Sing it loud Charlie Brown!! Not gonna lie, I’ve watched all these videos at least 5 times already…

PS: I know that my rankings system may be different than yours, but since we’ve established that I am smarter than all of you, what I say goes. Why? Because I done said it!

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters…

Tis the season, which means a bunch of you are gonna be wearing ugly Christmas sweaters to holiday parties, dinners, family time, work, the gym, etc.  But did you know that there is a wrong and a right way to do this?  Most of you qualify under the wrong way to do it, and end up looking like complete douche-bags.  For those of you who are wearing them properly, kudos to you, and keep the holiday spirit flowing.  So right now you are either wondering “what is the right and wrong way to wear an ugly Christmas sweater” or “what in the hell is this idiot talking about”?  Both of those will now be answered.  There are 2 and ONLY 2 rules that need to be followed, acknowledged, and recognized regarding rocking these funny looking holiday sweaters:

  1. Wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to be funny is cool.
  2. Wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to be cool is NOT funny.

If you are following rule number 1, you are doing it right.  If you are following rule number 2, please for the love of God, quit being a tool bag and follow rule number 1.  It’s THAT simple.  I know a bunch of people in the number 2 camp right now, and luckily I’ve just been too lazy to call you out, but please believe that this is your warning; do that shit again and your mocking will be fair game (I don’t care if it does make you go home and cry yourself to sleep).  I done said it!

I’m pretty sure I want to buy this for the purpose of being hilariously awesome! If you don’t understand “the funny” behind this, then you most likely fall in the Rule #2 category…


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Group Texting…

Don’t do it.  Or do it but have people annoyed at you.  The only time a mass/group text is appropriate is with regards to plans for an event aka “hey dinner tonight at 7, let me know if you’re in.”  Something along those lines.  When should you not group text? In every other situation.  Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Ramadan, Groundhog’s Day, and 4th of July are just a few examples of when it is not appropriate.  A group text indicates to it’s recipient that you are not a genuine person.  Why? Well because you just sent a message that wasn’t personalized and tried to pass it along as if it was.  Every person that you know has a different type of relationship with you, so you can’t just say “Merry Christmas from the (insert family name).”  That’s weak sauce right there.  If I don’t get a personalized greeting for holidays (or even my birthday…) I just assume that the person sending the message is being lazy.  Yep, you’re lazy.  99% of the people you sent that message to hate group messages (even when you hide that you sent it as a group message).  We all know you were being lazy and thought you could trick us.  We also are all now annoyed by you.  The 1% who aren’t annoyed are the people who live for texts (if you were thinking that group texts didn’t bother you during this little rant, then you fall in this 1%…congratulations).  So if you get angry that nobody wished you a happy something or a merry whatever when you sent a group text that included that person, you only have yourself to blame.  Chances are they already sent out their group text with a greeting…you just didn’t make the cut…ouch, burn.

Let’s end all the confusion! Down with mass texting!!


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