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Snooze…

Oh Snooze button how I love thee.  Even if you are just a tease with regards to getting extra sleep, that extra 9 minutes of hope you provide me gives me reason to believe.  Hope that I do not have to actually wake up and go to work, but that I can stay bundled up in bed all day.  I may hit you 4-6 times a morning, but please do not take this as abuse.  I do it because I love you, and because you make my morning just a little bit enjoyable because I know I can doze off for just a few more minutes.  When you snooze, you don’t lose, in fact when you snooze, you win…you win at life.

Oh Snooze, because of you, I can dream again…

Snooze button, you are such a jerk, I loathe thee.  Why are you only worth a measly 9 minutes more of sleep?  Every morning when I see you it is a constant reminder that I have to get up.  And when my hand goes to press you, I do so violently and with anger, because you follow the “alarm” that awakens me from my heavenly dreams.  I know that you are just a tease, just toying with my emotions only to break my heart in a few minutes.  Whoever said “when you snooze, you lose” was on point, because every morning that I hit that Godforsaken button, I feel like I have just lost in the game of life.

Sure I’d like to Snooze, let me just find the way to reach over and hit you…

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Group Texting…

Don’t do it.  Or do it but have people annoyed at you.  The only time a mass/group text is appropriate is with regards to plans for an event aka “hey dinner tonight at 7, let me know if you’re in.”  Something along those lines.  When should you not group text? In every other situation.  Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Ramadan, Groundhog’s Day, and 4th of July are just a few examples of when it is not appropriate.  A group text indicates to it’s recipient that you are not a genuine person.  Why? Well because you just sent a message that wasn’t personalized and tried to pass it along as if it was.  Every person that you know has a different type of relationship with you, so you can’t just say “Merry Christmas from the (insert family name).”  That’s weak sauce right there.  If I don’t get a personalized greeting for holidays (or even my birthday…) I just assume that the person sending the message is being lazy.  Yep, you’re lazy.  99% of the people you sent that message to hate group messages (even when you hide that you sent it as a group message).  We all know you were being lazy and thought you could trick us.  We also are all now annoyed by you.  The 1% who aren’t annoyed are the people who live for texts (if you were thinking that group texts didn’t bother you during this little rant, then you fall in this 1%…congratulations).  So if you get angry that nobody wished you a happy something or a merry whatever when you sent a group text that included that person, you only have yourself to blame.  Chances are they already sent out their group text with a greeting…you just didn’t make the cut…ouch, burn.

Let’s end all the confusion! Down with mass texting!!

 

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That annoying song

You’re at work.  You’re listening to that constant loop of songs over and over and over and over and…..you get the point.  There is one song, that no matter where I have worked, somehow is forever on the damn “work radio.”  The song AND the singer actually annoy the shit out of me.  This isn’t his only song that’s annoying, but this song…this song in particular, with it’s repetitive chorus just angers me so much (for those of you who say I’m angry in my blog, today you are correct).  The singer: John Mayer (the classic douchebag).  The song: Say What You Need To Say.  This song is always on.  And my problem with this song is it’s repetitive nature.  Hey John (you asshole), maybe if you’d shut the hell up for a few seconds, the girl would actually say what she needed to say! Oh that’d be too easy. But alas, she can’t, because you won’t shut your damn mouth.  “Say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to say, say what you need to saayyy.” Really bro?  We ran out of ideas in that solid brain of yours that repeating the same thing over and over classifies as a chorus? Say it once, be quiet for a few seconds and let her freakin’ say what she needs to say.  Damn.  After years of this stupid ass annoying song, I actually want to know what she has to say, but noooooooo, as much as I hope that today, maybe just today, you shut up and let her say something, it just doesn’t happen (It’s like those idiots that saw Titanic in the movie theater 8 times. Really guys? Were you hoping that the ship didn’t sink?).  I’m just waiting for him to finally shut up and let her talk.  But nope, it just doesn’t happen.  So John Mayer, I hate your guts.  And radio stations, stop playing this damn song, you’ve already let this asshole say enough.

This pretty much says it for all of the world. You’re not cool.

(I’ve refrained from linking the actual song. What songs annoy the hell out of you guys?)

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