Penguins are my favorite animal. One day I will have 3 pet penguins, and dress them up like the chipmunks and name them Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. If for some reason I don’t get penguins, then I will just do the dressing up and name calling to my children. When I was a kid, I used to think that when we heard music in the car, there were tiny people under the speakers playing the music, and whenever we’d leave the car I’d stand on the chair and look for them. I like people. I am real easy to get along with, so if we don’t get along, it’s probably your fault. My daily philosophy is that if I can make one person laugh and piss one person off a day, then I have had a pretty eventful day. One day I want to be King of the World. I’d be a great world leader and my subjects would all adore me. Sign up now for positions in my cabinet.
Does anything from above have to do with anything this blog is about? Probably, probably not. Does that make sense? No, not really. This blog is for those people who don’t take themselves too seriously and like laughing and being made fun of (Seriously if I somehow get to know you, I will make fun of you). I’ll put whatever interests me on this thing because I can.
In the end, it’s my world and the rest of you guys are just living in it.
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