Lance Armstrong is being stripped of his 7 Tour de France victories by the US Anti Doping Agency (USADA). Melky Cabrera is suspended for 50 games for violating Major League Baseball (MLB) performance enhancing drug (PED) policies. Ditto with Bartolo Colon (seriously, everybody should have known he was cheating). What do all these stories have in common aside from the PED use? If you guessed “nobody cares” then you are correct! Nobody cares if people are using PED’s to perform in their sport. I’m pretty sure 90% (definitely just made that number up) of athletes use them and I don’t care. Why don’t I care? Because I like to see bigger, stronger, faster athletes (with the exception of LeBron, he’s on something and I don’t like watching him). Deep down none of us care that athletes are using steroids or what not. We may act all holier than thou, but the truth is we don’t care. Or rather, we don’t care to know. We all know that the majority of professionals athletes are cheating, we just don’t want to know about it. I’d rather be ignorant and watch the NFL be awesome. I’d rather watch a bunch of home runs than singles and doubles. I’d rather see alley-oops and crazy blocked shots than 12 foot jumpers (although that is sorely needed to make players better). Excitement is where it’s at. Do you honestly believe that the track and field competitors at the Olympics weren’t on drugs? Come on guys, bodies evolve, but the speed and the look of these athletes screams “I just got a shot in my butt and I’m super strong.” Victor Conte (of Balco and Barry Bonds fame) recently said he thinks 50% of the players in MLB are juicing (and I don’t mean the drinks). I say that number is higher. But I don’t care. And deep down you don’t either. Let ’em do what they want. In the end it’s all just “fake” to the observer anyway, just like everything else on TV. Give us our shows with the exciting parts and get rid of the slow unnecessary parts. Give me the athletes on steroids that can do incredible things and get rid of the guys that look fresh out of the roaring 20’s. There. I done said it.