Normally, I’d go with something funny or amusing (to me anyway), but today, I’m just gonna throw out a little venting session. Time Warner Cable you suck as a company. Your service is crappy. Your customer service is crappy. Your pricing is crappy. You should be called Time Warner Crap. Just a quick background, I called these fools 2 weeks ago for an upgrade in my internet (because it was horrible), I’m fully expecting to have to pay more obviously. I talk to the customer service rep who assures me that they will take care of it fast for me and that, get this, it’s actually going to be cheaper than what I was paying because of a promotion. Obviously this got me excited, I was like wow, TWC ain’t that bad after all. So guy gets me excited that I’m getting faster internet at a cheaper rate. Win win right? WRONG, I get the bill and I am paying WAY more than I was promised, $20 a month more. When I call to see what the hell is up, they respond with oh well that rep was misinformed. I politely respond that the increase in cost was what I initially expected but that when someone promises you something they need to follow through with it. They had me on hold various times for like 45 minutes, kept sending me back and forth to the same departments. In the end, I didn’t get my promised rate, and the last guy told me to call back another time and maybe a different rep could help me (how does that make any sense at all?). The problem is, these jerks monopolize this region. I could switch to AT&T U-Verse, but AT&T sucks at everything. Actually, all internet providers suck. Is that like a prerequisite to starting an internet company? Comcast sucked, Verizon sucked, hmm, it’s a definite pattern. I wanna cancel out of principle, but I need my “internets.” If only DirecTV had internet (that didn’t go out during storms) I’d be a happy man. Womp. Womp.