So there was a game last night. The douchebags won. The NBA is rigged. LeBron is still an asshole (am I right Cleveland?). Just like when the Spurs won back in 1999, this one will have a little bit of an asterisk next to it for being a strike shortened season (I’m stickin’ to that story, haters gonna hate bro). Did LeBron play well? Yeh, he had a great Finals, but as I have and as I will continue to point out, his team gets the most ridiculous calls. Every flop is somehow a charge (and NO they are not always set!). By rule, if you lower your shoulder into a player it’s an offensive foul…think about that. That’s what LBJ does every time he drives to the lane, do they ever call it? Nope. Also, let’s go back and watch Wade and Bron Bron when they start a drive outside the 3 point line. 8 out of 10 times they take an extra 3rd step, is that called a travel? Nope. You know what else is a travel? The jumpstep. The way that the players in the NBA use that now as an extra 2 steps without it being called is ridiculous (this is more than just the Heat’s doing, but they are the most flagrant of abusers). So you can crown the Heat, they won the series. But man, what I would have given for an evenly called series. Yesterdays game wasn’t controversial because everyone in the AAA was hitting 3’s. Mike Miller who can barely walk was somehow given wide open jumpers. LET HIM DRIVE YOU IDIOTS!! The guy is 2 days away from needing a walker to function properly. Either way, after the Heat hit their 11 billionth 3 point shot, everyone knew it was over. Emperor Stern, do something about the officiating. Your league is going to shit.
Oh and to my boy who left the country after the Miami loss last year, you know this won’t make up for last year, so remember that feeling bro (yep, I’m an asshole!).