OHHHHH YEAHHHH!!! What was the Kool-Aid dudes name? And why was he always busting through brick walls? Did he pay for the damage? Hmm, maybe he wasn’t a wholesome pitcher of delicious sugary nectar. Maybe he was one of the Devil’s soldiers sent to get kids to be evil. I was never really a fan of the actual taste of Kool-Aid. For some reason, I never seemed to feel like I got the right combination of sugar, mix, and water. It was either too watered down, too sugary, or just not good. I now realize why. I wasn’t hangin’ out in Detroit growing up. That’s right, Detroit. Apparently Detroit is home to the best damn Kool-Aid makers ever. Why you ask? Well because just the other day, there was a shooting up there stemming from an argument. Since it’s Detroit, we figure it had to do with drugs, guns, prostitution, or Eminiem right? WRONG. Two dudes got in a fight about who made the better Kool-Aid. Yep, let that sink in. They argued over who made the better Kool-Aid. And then started shooting at each other. Sadly, they missed and hit 2 innocent by-standers, one in the wrist, and the other in the buttocks (I’ve always wanted to type out buttocks!). So Detroit, be afraid. If you are making Kool-Aid, don’t brag about it, because you have 2 at large Kool-Aid Masters that aren’t afraid to let everyone know that their shit is the best. Watch the video below for the official news report.
(My favorite part is how the reporter is just so disgusted with this whole story….ahaha, I’ve watched this like 10 times, her reaction makes this story)