I could stop with just that title. Seriously, other than the use of feet to get me around, I hate them. They are ugly to look at. I advocate people keeping them covered up all the time (ankle socks, not tube socks). What other body part that people show on the regular (in public) is uglier (insert your face jokes here) than feet? There isn’t an answer. Feet are the ugliest “showable” body part. The toes on our feet are just not attractive at all. Ladies (and some fellas), you can dress ’em up all ya want, but your feet are still ugly. For you weird ass people who have a fetish for feet (the dude in Mr. Deeds), what the hell is goin’ on in your sick ass brains. Feet are disgusting and most of the time dirty (yep, you assholes don’t clean your feet right, don’t lie). Whenever a chick asks me if I like her toenails after a pedicure, I say no. Is that mean? Maybe. But at least I’m honest. I’d rather look at a wound than look at feet. The main thing I hate about spring/summer is all the idiots wearing flip flops and sandals showing off their ugly ass feet. And you know what? Some of you know you have EXTREMELY ugly feet, yet you show them off proudly. It’s disgusting. If you question whether your feet are nice or not, they are 100% not nice. If you think your feet are nice feet, you too are incorrect. No one has nice feet. Just doesn’t happen. Myself included (but I’m sure mine are nicer than yours). Think about it. Then cover up. I don’t wanna see that shit.