I Hate Feet

I could stop with just that title.  Seriously, other than the use of feet to get me around, I hate them.  They are ugly to look at.  I advocate people keeping them covered up all the time (ankle socks, not tube socks).  What other body part that people show on the regular (in public)  is uglier (insert your face jokes here) than feet?  There isn’t an answer.  Feet are the ugliest “showable” body part.  The toes on our feet are just not attractive at all. Ladies (and some fellas), you can dress ’em up all ya want, but your feet are still ugly.  For you weird ass people who have a fetish for feet (the dude in Mr. Deeds), what the hell is goin’ on in your sick ass brains.  Feet are disgusting and most of the time dirty (yep, you assholes don’t clean your feet right, don’t lie).  Whenever a chick asks me if I like her toenails after a pedicure, I say no.  Is that mean? Maybe.  But at least I’m honest.  I’d rather look at a wound than look at feet. The main thing I hate about spring/summer is all the idiots wearing flip flops and sandals showing off their ugly ass feet.  And you know what?  Some of you know you have EXTREMELY ugly feet, yet you show them off proudly.  It’s disgusting.  If you question whether your feet are nice or not, they are 100% not nice.  If you think your feet are nice feet, you too are incorrect. No one has nice feet.  Just doesn’t happen.  Myself included (but I’m sure mine are nicer than yours).  Think about it.  Then cover up.  I don’t wanna see that shit.

The only “foot” picture I could tolerate posting.

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8 thoughts on “I Hate Feet

  1. Ilovefeet says:

    Leave feet free feet are Beautiful!!!!

  2. salbayne says:

    I agree completely, FEET ARE DISCUSTING. actually i have a foot phobia. Check out what i wrote about feet on my blog.

  3. click here says:

    I haven’t checked in here for some time as I thought it was getting boring, but the last several posts are good quality so I guess I will add you back to my everyday bloglist. You deserve it friend :

  4. Adam says:

    I have always absolutely hated feet ever since I can remember. It makes me feel much better to know that there are many out there who hate feet just as much as I do. I could cringe when a girl says “aren’t my feet cute” and I do believe that flip flops should be made illegal-I feel sick when I see bare feet and I especially think that no man should ever wear flip flops…ever! Hell, I even wear socks to bed myself-I hate my own feet and I hate all feet-and I don’t care if you got a pedi, their still ugly and should be covered up. When I look at a pair of flip flops (that are not being worn) I feel sick to my stomach knowing that someones foot has been in it with all their sweat and odor-feet are gross and people should cover them up-and in closing (I must say it once again) A MAN SHOULD NEVER NEVER EVER EVER WEAR FLIP FLOPS & for God’s sake please don’t post pictures of your feet or your new pedi on facebook or instagram…disgusting….God I hate feet.

  5. Anto says:

    It’s your opinion. I don’t think they are awesome, but usually not hideous (in the literal sense of hide worthy) as well. It’s a matter of taste, if you don’t like them I respect it if this respect is reciprocal.

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