International Star Wars Day

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away….

May the Fourth be with you!! That’s how Jedi’s with lisps say it, so today, we can all pretend we have lisps and that we are Jedi!! (No offense to anyone with a lisp, or to Jedi’s without lisps) Let’s be real, as a whole, Star Wars is one of the greatest movies of all time (I’m talking about episodes 4-6, not that 1-3 bullshit, although I’d take 3 over 6 any day).  If you don’t like Star Wars it’s for one of 2 reasons.  Reason 1, you are stupid and you don’t get it.  Reason 2, you suck at life.  That’s pretty much it.  So if you don’t want to be classified as one of those people, you best start liking you some Star Wars.  Today I will be making my Chewbacca sound (if you know me you hate the shit out of that) and speaking with my Master Yoda voice (A killer Yoda voice I do).  If only it was normal (and wasn’t hot as shit) I’d walk around in a Darth Vader outfit doing daily routine things, you know, like murdering innocent people for the sake of the Dark Side.  But I digress.  Today is a day for the Sith, the Jedi, the Rebel Alliance, and the planets that got blown up for no damn reason.  Thhhhhooo (get it, lisp, err lithp) May the Fourth Be With You!!

“Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” Wait a minute, you aren’t Obi- Wan!!

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