Wash Your Damn Hands

To the guy that just walked out of the public restroom without washing your hands, you are a disgusting asshole.  Seriously, it takes all of 20 seconds (sing happy birthday while doing it for the right amount of time) to wash your hands.  Shit humor me, turn on the faucet and don’t even wash, but at least lead me to believe that you did.  I’d venture to say (I’ve always wanted to use the phrase “venture to say”) that 50% of guys do not wash their hands after using the restroom.  How is that acceptable? Ladies, when your man leaves the bathroom, do you not call him out on this shit? If you don’t it’s time to start! Mothers, do you not instill it in your children to clean their filthiness after using the bathroom? If you don’t, be a better parent.  I can only speak for what I see in the Men’s room, but does this shit happen on the female side of things too? Have we gotten to that point as a society that we are just a bunch of disgusting pricks?  Am I the only person that this actually bothers?  I wonder how many of the people who aren’t washing their hands work in the food industry, or just shook my hand upon arrival for a meeting.  Excuse me while I go shower myself in hand sanitizer to get this dirty feeling off of me.  Next time you see someone not washing their hands, call em out.  Say something witty if you can, and if you can’t just revert to the 1st grade with an “ewww, you didn’t wash your hands!” shouted out at the top of your lungs (also make sure you point at the culprit).  Hey society, you’re disgusting, wash your damn hands!

In case your mom didn't teach proper bathroom etiquette, here's a step by step on how to wash your hands you idiot. If you still mess this up, slit your wrists...seriously...down the road not across the street bro.

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10 thoughts on “Wash Your Damn Hands

  1. jdeena says:

    Yea….women do it too. I work at Best Buy and in my store ppl leave without flushing AND washing their hands. I have no problem calling them out and telling my team to disinfect things they’ve touched within hearing distance.

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    • Bincy says:

      i have nearly 2 month old brlkcaodis (yes i’m a baby)they’re about neck length unstretched, collar bone lenght stretched. (i dont know how many inches really)i have an old pair of cotton pants/leggings that i wrap my hair in for a few minutes after i wash and when i take it off its mostly dry. it also hasn’t given me any lint issues so far and i wash often.my hair usually is completely dry about an hour or so afterwards.HTH

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