Hellooooo ladies! I have a question for ya. Do pick up lines still work (did they ever actually work)? Guys, are y’all still using them? My personal favorites are “Girl if you were a booger, I’d pick you first” and “Hey, I forgot my number, can I borrow yours?” Obviously, they did not work. But they were at least funny to me. I think the only person these lines ever worked for was Will Smith on the ‘Fresh Prince’ (he was so damn cool in that show). If y’all got funny ones, or ones that are guaranteed to work (seriously, if they work hit me up son!), let me hear ’em. Or else I’ll be stuck using my most unsuccessful line (and by unsuccessful I mean, I get disgusted looks) “Hey girl, do you have syphilis? Would you like to?” Let’s “pick up” where I left off and leave me some lines (get it, pick up, like pick up lines, ahaha, I am hilarious, seriously, laugh, NOW).