Fake ‘n Bake

For all the girls that self tan and come out orange thinking you are hot, you’re not.  Please stop, you’re scaring the ‘chilllrens.’  We all know your pasty ass don’t tan that easy in the middle of winter.  Why do we know this? Because the rest of us didn’t get a tan.  Next time, before you go and cancer yourself up, remember, it’s not hot, and you end up looking like an Oompa Loompa.  That is all.

That's me in the middle, chillin' with some hunnies at the beach...by 'me' I mean Willie Wonka, and by 'hunnies at the beach' I mean stupid chicks at the local JC Penney...

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