Something stupid people say

You know how we all have those sayings we hate to hear? And we hate it because it doesn’t make any sense. One of those is this stupid saying “you can’t have your cake and eat it too.”  Really? I can’t? First off who the hell are you to tell me what I can and can’t do with my cake? Second, why the hell do I have a DAMN CAKE if I ain’t gonna eat it?  Seriously, what do you want me to do with the cake? Share it? NO! It’s mine and I want cake! Take a picture of it? NO! Why would I do that? So that I can remember the awesome time I had a delicious cake but couldn’t eat it?

So next time you are trying to make a point and want to use this phrase, don’t, just don’t.  Stupid people of the world, shut up!

As Jay-Z once said “It’s like having my cake and eating it to, shit I got cake, what the f@#$ I’m ‘posed to do”

(And I don’t even like Jay-Z….smh)

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